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Monster snails

This would be fun for me. I’d be broke cleaning out the shelves of nearby Targets for BBs and there would be holes in their shells everywhere :D

That or flattened slime everywhere. Ain’t no snail’s shell thick enough to break the tires on my 3,355-pound German beast.

People on FB that make me lol

One of the reasons why I use FB, for laughs.

-One girl posts a personal message to a friend who passed away as a status. Regrets, wishes, blessings, etc. Everybody likes it.
And then another guy, one who loves attention-whoring, posts his own. Gets 0 likes. Got the idea from hers.

Attention whores. Fun to see.

-Thirsty ass guy friends of girls I know who like and/or comment on every post that they have. Desperate much.

-Pics of your alcohol.
Man, you’re so cool. So badass. You’re totally the only person in college who drinks….not.

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